What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
Aye, you think it be Argh, but he loves the sea
A man approached me when I was out. He anxiously says to me, "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I said, "dude, you need to relax. You're too tense."
There once was a girl who was short
Who argued that cheerleading's a sport
She broke her thumb
And, is feeling dumb
For adding contact to her sport